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Deny Reality and Enjoy Life; Become a Liberal Today!

 

Author: Lance Winslow

Have you had a tough life? Have you brought this upon yourself because you didn't work hard and were lazy? Have you got involved with drugs? Have you lied to all your friends? Have you stolen things at work? All that doesn't matter in fact your integrity level does not matter because now you can get free stuff from your government and various liberal organizations. It is best to deny reality and sponge off everyone else and enjoy life and all you have to do is become a liberal and deny all your observations.

If you are wealthy and you have done everything right and you have worked hard all your life and have been honest then that is great. Now you must give all of your money and everything that you've worked for to those who do not deserve it and then you can be a liberal too. You see liberalism is great because there are great advantages at both the bottom and the top of our society.

If you are wealthy you can give all your money to people that do not deserve it and will not work for it. If you are poor because you didn't wanna work and never tried very hard anything you've ever done and have been dishonest your entire life then you can get free stuff and never have to work again. All you have to do is become a liberal and vote for all the politicians who will promise to give you free stuff.

If you're in the middle class and you wish to become a liberal well then they need your vote to end all you have to do is erase your memory of all your experience and observations in life and deny reality. Then you can join the club and be a liberal as well. Isn't liberalism great we should all become liberals today? Sign up please at your earliest convenience. Consider this a 2006.

Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

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